I had sex with Tiger Woods too

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You brag about something that a bunch of people have done, but it still sounds cool because no one can prove it or knock it down. It’s like saying you got lucky when you actually cheated.
'I had sex with Tiger Woods too!' said my ex after I told her I dated a famous athlete.
'You got a Nobel Prize? I had sex with Tiger Woods too!' yelled my cousin at the family reunion.
My coworker said that after I told him I dated a rockstar.
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You throw out a wild claim that’s hard to prove, and it’s usually because you’re trying to cover up your own failures or make someone else look bad.
'I had sex with Tiger Woods too!' my friend said when I told him I dated a famous golfer.
After I failed my math test, my brother said, 'I had sex with Tiger Woods too!' just to make me feel worse.
My mom said that to my dad when he bragged about winning the lottery.
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You make up a crazy story that sounds cool, and it’s usually because you’re trying to look important or feel better about yourself.
My neighbor said, 'I had sex with Tiger Woods too!' after I told him I dated a famous athlete.
After I got fired, I said, 'I had sex with Tiger Woods too!' just to keep my dignity.
My little brother said that when I told him I was rich.
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