I had a stroke

'You want to eat pizza for breakfast? At 3 AM? Why?'', my mom after I texted her at 3 AM.

'Why did you name your goldfish 'Burger King'?', my friend when I told him about my pet.

'You’re telling me you tried to fix the printer by yelling at it?', my coworker when I explained my day.

'You’re telling me you asked your dog for advice on your love life?', my brother after I told him about my problems.

'You tried to solve the problem by drawing a cow on the whiteboard?', my teacher when I explained my math answer.

'You texted me a poem about your sock at 2 AM?', my friend when I sent her a message.

'You tried to explain your life story in a TikTok comment?', my cousin when I told her about my post.

'You made a PowerPoint about your cat’s hair loss?', my boss when I showed him my presentation.

'You texted me a list of your favorite snacks from 2015?', my friend when I sent her a message.

'You told your mom your life plan was to become a cereal mascot?', my friend when I told her about my dream.

'You tried to argue with your phone about the weather?', my dad when I explained my day.

'You texted me a 10-line story about your plant’s feelings?', my cousin when I sent her a message.