I had a boner

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When you’ve been jerking off since you could walk and your cat is so savage it could blow up a whole pizza place

My cat exploded my neighbor’s face just because he looked at me funny.

I had a boner and my cat exploded the mailman.

My cat exploded the gym because I was too distracted by my boner to notice.

You get a boner so hard it could make your cat go nuclear and your mom cry

My boner was so strong my cat went nuclear and my mom cried.

I had a boner and my cat exploded the school bus.

My cat exploded my uncle’s truck because of my boner.

You get a boner so big it could make your cat go full Godzilla and your pants catch on fire

My boner was so big my cat turned into Godzilla and my pants caught on fire.

I had a boner and my cat exploded the gas station.

My cat exploded my brother’s bike because of my boner.