I guess you don’t like me

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You’re just too dumb to see how much of a total loser I am right now. I’m like a broken toilet that won’t stop leaking.

You don’t like me? I’ve been crying in the bathroom for three days straight.

You think I’m annoying? I’ve been annoying for 12 years, and I’m just getting started.

You don’t like me? I’ve been eating your lunch for 10 years.

You just don’t know how much of a total mess I’ve been through. I’ve been stuck in the middle of a war between my mom and my dad.

You don’t like me? I’ve been fighting my mom and dad for breakfast every morning.

You think I’m annoying? I’ve been annoying since I was a baby.

You don’t like me? I’ve been stuck in the middle of a war for five years.

You’re just too blind to see how much of a total disaster I’ve been. I’ve been running from my problems since I was five.

You don’t like me? I’ve been running from my problems since I was five.

You think I’m annoying? I’ve been annoying since I was in first grade.

You don’t like me? I’ve been a total disaster since I was born.