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When a guy takes over as the new dad because the real dad is too busy being a loser and the mom is too dumb to know the difference
'I guess I'll be the dad now,' he said, like he was winning a prize.
'He’s not the real dad, but he’s the one who shows up on time,' she said, like it was a miracle.
The kid’s got two dads now, and neither one knows how to change a diaper.