Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy way to avoid being honest. You're either too scared to say no or too fake to say yes. Either way, you're a coward.

'Do you like my new shirt?' 'I guess.'

'Are you coming to the party?' 'I guess.'

'Did you eat my lunch?' 'I guess.'

2

A slow, annoying way to torment someone. You’re like a sadistic torturer with no sense of style.

'I guess.' 'I guess.' 'I guess.'

'Do you want to play a game?' 'I guess.'

'You’re still here?' 'I guess.'

3

The worst thing you can say to someone. It’s like a slap in the face, but with less drama and more embarrassment.

'I guess.' 'What?' 'I guess.'

'You asked me a question.' 'I guess.'

'I thought you were going to say something cool.' 'I guess.'

4

When you’re too confused to say anything else. It’s like your brain is on vacation.

'What’s the answer?' 'I guess.'

'What’s your favorite color?' 'I guess.'

'What’s your name?' 'I guess.'

5

The worst way to say something you’re not sure of. It’s like you’re trying to be cool, but you’re not.

'I think I’m going to eat pizza.' 'I guess.'

'I think I passed the test.' 'I guess.'

'I think I like you.' 'I guess.'

6

A stupid way to sound like you know what you're talking about. It’s like you’re trying to be smart, but you’re not.

'I think I did my homework.' 'I guess.'

'I think I’m going to win.' 'I guess.'

'I think I like you.' 'I guess.'

7

The final words of a man who gave up. He didn’t want to live anymore, and he definitely didn’t want to hear 'I guess' again.

'I guess.' 'Ronnie, are you okay?' 'I guess.'

'I guess.' 'What’s wrong?' 'I guess.'

'I guess.' 'You just blew your brains out.' 'I guess.'