i green you

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You’re so obsessed with someone you can’t even think straight. You’re like a lovesick dog who just got a bone. You’re so full of love you might explode.

I green you so hard I can’t even eat my lunch.

I saw you once and now I’m a walking love ad.

I green you so much I forgot my own name.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You’re a real-life lone wolf. You live in your own head and follow the Alone Boy like he’s the messiah. You’re the human version of a hermit crab.

I follow the Alone Boy like he’s the only sane person on Earth.

I green you because I’m too lazy to talk to anyone else.

I’m so alone I could live in a jar.

by Slangipedia 2d ago