I gotta use the bathroom real quick

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A lie you tell so you can escape and avoid talking to someone else
I gotta use the bathroom real quick, I swear I’ll be back in five minutes.
You know I gotta use the bathroom real quick, I just need to go before I explode.
I gotta use the bathroom real quick, I don’t want to hear your dumb voice anymore.
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A fake excuse to run away from a conversation and never come back
I gotta use the bathroom real quick, I think I ate something bad.
I gotta use the bathroom real quick, I need to go before I puke.
I gotta use the bathroom real quick, I’m not coming back.
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A desperate attempt to get away from someone who talks too much
I gotta use the bathroom real quick, I can’t take your voice anymore.
I gotta use the bathroom real quick, I’m gonna die if I stay here.
I gotta use the bathroom real quick, I swear I’m not lying.
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A stupid reason to leave a conversation because you’re too lazy to talk
I gotta use the bathroom real quick, I don’t want to talk to you.
I gotta use the bathroom real quick, my brain is melting.
I gotta use the bathroom real quick, I’m too tired to think.
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A sneaky way to avoid someone you don’t like
I gotta use the bathroom real quick, I need to get away from you.
I gotta use the bathroom real quick, I’m not going to stay with you.
I gotta use the bathroom real quick, I hate your face.
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A big fat lie you tell to get out of a conversation and never come back
I gotta use the bathroom real quick, I’m going to die if I stay here.
I gotta use the bathroom real quick, I have to go before I faint.
I gotta use the bathroom real quick, I’m not coming back ever.
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