I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS

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A YouTube video where Rick has to lick a snake bite off Morty's tiny penis because it's so gross and Morty screams like a baby

My mom watched this and she cried

My cousin said Morty's penis was the size of a cheeseburger

My teacher said Rick should get a medal for that

A video where Morty’s penis gets bitten by a snake and Rick has to suck out all the venom and swear a lot

I watched it during lunch and my friend threw a sandwich

My dog watched it and started howling

My brother said Morty's penis looked like a hot dog

A video where Morty’s tiny penis gets bit by a snake and Rick has to suck the venom out like a bad dad

I showed it to my friends and they laughed so hard they cried

My little sister said Morty's penis looked like a worm

My dad said Rick should get a raise