I GOTTA SHIT

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A loud and desperate cry from someone who's about to explode in their pants. It's like a war cry for the toilet.
I Gotta Shit!! I'm gonna die in my pants if I don't make it to the bathroom!!
I Gotta Shit!! My pants are gonna be the new pants of the school!!
I Gotta Shit!! I can feel it in my guts like a monster is trying to get out!!
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A magical phrase that lets you escape any situation, like a superhero power. It also means you're not coming back for a while, probably because you're too busy pooping.
I Gotta Shit!! I'll be back when I'm done, or when my pants are soaked in poop, whichever comes first!!
I Gotta Shit!! I'll be back when the toilet stops clogging!!
I Gotta Shit!! I'll be back when I can walk again!!
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A shout you yell when you're running like a maniac to the bathroom. It's usually because your guts are trying to take over your body.
I Gotta Shit!! I can feel my guts running away from me!!
I Gotta Shit!! I'm gonna be the first person in history to poop in the hallway!!
I Gotta Shit!! My pants are going to be the next fashion trend!!
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