Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a fake excuse white people use when they’re really just avoiding talking to you

'I gotta run!' said the guy who just stared at his phone for 10 minutes.

'I gotta run!' he said, then went to text his ex.

'I gotta run!' she said, but she was just scrolling Instagram.

2

when a white person lies about having to leave just so they can ignore you

'I gotta run!' he said, even though he had no call coming in.

'I gotta run!' she said, but she was just watching a TikTok.

'I gotta run!' he said, then went to eat a sandwich.

3

a white person’s way of saying they’re too lazy to talk to you

'I gotta run!' he said, but he was just playing a game.

'I gotta run!' she said, then went to text her crush.

'I gotta run!' he said, even though he had no business to go to.

4

when a white person makes up a story about needing to leave, but they’re just being rude

'I gotta run!' he said, then went to message his mom.

'I gotta run!' she said, even though she was just watching a video.

'I gotta run!' he said, but he was just eating a taco.

5

a white person’s excuse for not wanting to talk to you anymore

'I gotta run!' he said, then went to play Fortnite.

'I gotta run!' she said, but she was just texting her best friend.

'I gotta run!' he said, even though he had no reason to leave.

6

when a white person says they have to leave, but they’re just avoiding you like a bad habit

'I gotta run!' he said, then went to eat pizza.

'I gotta run!' she said, even though she had no call.

'I gotta run!' he said, but he was just watching a movie.