i gotta pee

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1
What you yell when your bladder is about to explode and you're too lazy to walk to the bathroom.
I GOTA GO PEE AND I'M NOT STOPPING FOR ANYONE
MOM I GOTA GO PEE AND I'M SITTING ON THE COW
I GOTA GO PEE AND I'M TAKING THE LAST TOILET IN THE RESTAURANT
2
A phrase used by people who think peeing is a life-or-death situation, even though it's just a little pee.
I GOTA GO PEE AND I'M NOT COMING BACK UNTIL I'M DONE
I GOTA GO PEE AND I'M GOING TO PEEL THE WALLS IF I HAVE TO
I GOTA GO PEE AND I'M TAKING OVER THE TOILET FOR 10 MINUTES
3
What kids say when they forget to go pee before the road trip and then have to deal with the consequences.
I GOTA GO PEE AND I'M GOING TO PEEL THE CAR
I GOTA GO PEE AND I'M TAKING OVER THE BACKSEAT
I GOTA GO PEE AND I'M GOING TO PEEL THE COW
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