i gotta eat

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The worst excuse ever for stealing, beating someone up, selling smack, or doing anything illegal.

I gotta eat, so I’m robbing this store.

I gotta eat, so I’m gonna beat this guy to death.

I gotta eat, so I’m selling crack to my mom.

A total loser way of saying you’re too much of a disappointment to do anything.

I gotta eat, so I’m not coming to your party.

I gotta eat, so I’m skipping work again.

I gotta eat, so I’m ignoring my girlfriend.