I got your boy hanging

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You call someone a boy or son and they rip your junk out and hold it up like a trophy. It’s a warning so you never call them that again.
You call him a boy? I got your boy hanging
He said 'son' so I showed him my meat
You called him a kid? I showed him my crotch
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You mess with someone by calling them a boy and they grab your junk and twist it like it’s a telephone cord. It’s the ultimate flex.
He said 'son' and I gave him a phone call with my junk
You said kid? I twisted your meat like it was a phone cord
I called him a boy and he gave me a phone call I didn’t want
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You call someone a boy or son and they rip your junk out and wave it in your face like it’s a flag. It’s the most embarrassing way to lose a fight.
I called him a boy and he waved my meat like a flag
He said 'son' and I showed him my flag
You called him a kid and he made me wave my meat
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You talk down to someone by calling them a boy and they grab your junk and shake it like it’s a tambourine. It’s the most awkward way to get revenge.
You called him a boy and he shook my meat like a tambourine
He said 'son' and I played my meat like a drum
You called me a kid and I shook your meat like a drum
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You call someone a boy or son and they rip your junk out and hold it up like it’s a trophy. It’s the best way to shut someone up for good.
I called him a boy and he showed me my trophy
He said 'son' and I held my meat up like a trophy
You called me a kid and I showed you my trophy
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You say 'son' or 'boy' to someone and they pull your junk out and wave it like it’s a banner. It’s the most public way to embarrass you.
He said 'son' and I waved my meat like a banner
You called me a boy and I showed you my banner
He called me a kid and I waved his meat like a banner
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