i got you, buddy

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Your boyfriend jumps in and beats the snot out of your enemy because you're too dumb to handle it yourself

My boy showed up and kicked my ex's face in. I was too busy crying to fight back.

He took out the whole gang by himself. I just stood there like a weak little mouse.

He punched my enemy so hard, he went flying into a wall. I was like, 'Why didn't you do that earlier?'

Your boyfriend steps in and saves your dumb butt from getting killed by your enemy

He showed up just in time and shot the guy who was about to kill me. I was like, 'Why didn't you do that before?'

He took out my enemy with one bullet. I was just standing there like a chicken with its head cut off.

He saved me from getting stabbed. I was too busy being a useless piece of trash to help.

Your boyfriend comes to the rescue because you're too lazy and stupid to handle the situation

He showed up and beat my enemy into a pulp. I was too lazy to even try.

He took out the guy who was trying to kill me. I was just standing there like a dumbed-down potato.

He saved me from getting run over by a truck. I was too stupid to move.