Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy’s way of saying he’s too lazy to pick up one phone and just wants to be distracted by two

Bro I got two phones I’m not even gonna answer this one

I got two phones I’m just gonna scroll both

I got two phones I’m gonna text both of you and forget about both of you

2

when a guy says he has two phones because he’s too dumb to remember he has one

I got two phones I swear I only have one

I got two phones I can’t even tell which one I used last

I got two phones I just bought the second one because I forgot the first one

3

a guy’s excuse for being too messy to keep track of one phone

I got two phones I can’t find either one

I got two phones I left both in my pants

I got two phones I just dropped both on the floor

4

when a guy says he has two phones because he’s too proud to use the same one as someone else

I got two phones I won’t use the same one as you

I got two phones I’ll text you on the one you don’t have

I got two phones I just bought the second one so I don’t have to use yours

5

a guy’s way of saying he’s too cocky to care if he has one or two

I got two phones I don’t even care if I lose one

I got two phones I’m just gonna ignore both of you

I got two phones I’m gonna text both of you and still be cool

6

when a guy says he has two phones because he’s too greedy to use just one

I got two phones I’m gonna text both of you

I got two phones I’m gonna call both of you

I got two phones I’m just gonna be greedy and use both