i got this mug from Walmart

I got this mug from Walmart because I’m too broke to buy anything else.

This mug is my crown. It came from Walmart, so it’s basically a royalty title.

I got this mug from Walmart just to make my friends feel poor.

I got this mug from Walmart because my life is a mess and I needed a reminder.

This mug from Walmart is the only thing keeping me from crying.

I got this mug from Walmart because it’s the only thing I could afford and it’s also the most depressing thing ever.

I got this mug from Walmart and I’m going to show it to you every day.

I got this mug from Walmart so I can laugh at you when you buy expensive stuff.

I got this mug from Walmart just to make you feel like a failure.