I got this

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What you say when you're so full of yourself you think you can make anything your bitch and still have time to take a nap.

"I got this," he said, as he walked into the middle of a street fight like it was a fashion show.

"I got this," she said, while wearing a helmet and holding a chicken.

"I got this," he said, as he tried to fix the internet with a spoon."

What you say when you're trying to act like you know what you're doing even though you're just winging it.

"I got this," he said, as he dropped his phone in the toilet.

"I got this," she said, as she tried to explain calculus to a toddler.

"I got this," he said, as he tried to fix the car with a banana."

When you're so full of yourself you think you're the only one who could possibly own it.

"I got this," he said, as he tried to buy the last pizza in the shop.

"I got this," she said, as she tried to take the last seat on the bus.

"I got this," he said, as he tried to claim the last slice of cake at the party."

When you're so sure you're going to win, you're not even worried about losing.

"I got this," he said, as he walked into the fight with a toothpick.

"I got this," she said, as she challenged the strongest man in the gym.

"I got this," he said, as he tried to win a game with no hands."

The best song ever, by the best band, about how life is lousy but you're still here, and you're not going anywhere.

She played this song every time she had a bad day.

He texted her, "Just heard your favorite song again."

He said, "This song makes me think about life, and my bad decisions."

When you're so good at flirting or playing sports you think you're the best at everything.

He hit on every girl in the class and still had time to eat lunch.

She played basketball like it was her full-time job.

He made a fool out of the whole team with one move.

It's not gay if you have socks on because you're still wearing clothes, so it's not like you're totally naked.

He said, "I wore socks, so I'm not gay."

She said, "I had socks on, so I was fine."

He said, "I had socks, so I could fight anyone."