I got the sugar

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When a lazy, candy-eating bum says 'I got the sugar,' they really mean they're going to die from diabetes and they don't care.

'I got the sugar,' he said, then took two more candy bars.

'I got the sugar,' she replied, then passed out on the couch.

'I got the sugar,' he told the doctor, then ate the whole bag of chips.

Saying 'I got the sugar' is like telling the world you're a sugar-coated disaster waiting to happen.

'I got the sugar,' he said, then spilled soda on his pants.

'I got the sugar,' she told her mom, then ate three cakes.

'I got the sugar,' he told the nurse, then ran out of the hospital.

If you say 'I got the sugar,' you're basically telling everyone you're going to die from too much sugar and you don't care.

'I got the sugar,' he said, then ate the whole cake in one bite.

'I got the sugar,' she told her friend, then passed out in the park.

'I got the sugar,' he told his doctor, then ran out of the office.