I got the porn

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You say this when you and your friend have been searching for something for hours and you finally find it. It means you found it and your friend didn't.
I got the porn, you still got the milk.
I got the porn, you got the trash.
I got the porn, you got the dog.
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You yell this when you find something your friend was looking for too. But you found it first and you're not letting them forget it.
I got the porn, you just got the leftovers.
I got the porn, you got the old phone.
I got the porn, you got the wrong pizza.
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It’s what you say when you find the thing your friend was searching for. You’re bragging and being a bit of a smug jerk about it.
I got the porn, you still got the broken chair.
I got the porn, you got the wrong key.
I got the porn, you got the last slice.
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You say it when you find something your friend was looking for. You’re happy and you’re making sure they know you found it first.
I got the porn, you still got the bad coffee.
I got the porn, you got the old TV.
I got the porn, you got the wrong password.
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You shout this when you find the thing your friend was looking for. You’re being loud and proud because you found it first.
I got the porn, you still got the broken lamp.
I got the porn, you got the wrong app.
I got the porn, you got the last seat.
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You say this when you find the thing your friend was looking for and you're not going to let them forget it. You're a bit of a jerk about it.
I got the porn, you still got the messy room.
I got the porn, you got the old shoes.
I got the porn, you got the wrong door.
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