i got the moves like jagger

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you can dance so good it makes everyone else look like they were born in a jail cell. also we are secretly gay.

my cousin can dance like a robot with a soul and a beer

my teacher tries to dance and just trips over her own feet

my dog can tap dance better than my ex

you move like a hot dog at a parade and everyone else is just there to watch you shine.

my mom can do the twist better than my dad’s old job

my brother dances like he’s fighting a chicken

my neighbor does the cha-cha in his pajamas at 3 a. m.

you can shake it like a bag of chips in a earthquake and people are jealous.

my friend can dance like a confused flamingo

my mom shakes it like she’s been doing it for 30 years

my dog does the macarena when he thinks no one is looking

you can dance like you were born in a disco and everyone else was born in a dumpster.

my uncle dances like he’s fighting a ghost

my friend does the robot better than my robot

my cousin can dance and make the ceiling jealous

you move so smooth it’s like you have a secret life as a smoothie and everyone else is just orange juice.

my neighbor dances like he’s trying to impress a ghost

my dog moves like he’s been trained by a rockstar

my teacher can do the conga and no one stops her