I got the duck

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You got fired so hard your boss threw a duck at you.
I got the duck when my boss said I was a waste of oxygen.
They gave me the duck after I spilled coffee on the CEO's shoes.
My coworker got the duck first, then I got it too.
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You got the duck like you were a failure and a joke.
I got the duck because I missed three days of work.
They said I got the duck because I forgot my password.
I got the duck and my coffee was cold.
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You got the duck like your job just gave you the bird and walked away.
I got the duck and my boss said I was a burden.
They gave me the duck right after I messed up the payroll.
I got the duck and my lunch was free.
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