I GOT ONE!

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You got tricked by the oldest scam: a white woman. She got that Flavor of Love booty, and you fell for it like a gatdamn donkey! But it ain't a woman, it's a white man! Right here. Right now. In America. Put that Mandingo cock back in your pants. You're rubbin' heads with a sumbitch thinkin' you was gonna get a PAWG. Wrong. You already beat up most of our white women. The only wall you need to build is the one in Mexico. I got you, dead to rights!
I thought she was a hot PAWG, but it was her dad!
He was droolin' over her ass, and it was a guy!
She said she'd send me a DM, but it was her brother!
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A NY Mobster about to die says this when he knows he's done for. He's been a real pain in the ass to other gangsters. He's like a moth on a hot light, he knows it's stupid, but he likes the danger. He says this and means it like a gatdamn bullet in the head.
He said 'I got one!' right before the hitmen showed up.
He was laughin' in the face of death when he said that.
He told the reporter 'I got one!' and then got shot.
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