I got mine, what's your problem?

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Taking what you want and telling everyone else to shut up because you're the boss and you're happy.
I got my raise and my coffee. You got nothing. Shut up.
I got the last slice of pizza. You're just sad.
I got the promotion. Your problem? You're still stuck in the office.
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You're rich and you're laughing while everyone else is crying in the corner.
I got my bonus. You're still paying rent. What's your problem?
I got the big house. You got the tiny apartment. What's your problem?
I got the weekend off. You're stuck working. What's your problem?
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You're getting what you want and you're too full of yourself to care about anyone else.
I got my promotion. You're still stuck in the cubicle. What's your problem?
I got the best parking spot. You're stuck in the dirt. What's your problem?
I got the last donut. You're still hungry. What's your problem?
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You're doing great and you don't even notice people are struggling.
I got my raise. You're still working overtime. What's your problem?
I got my new car. You're still taking the bus. What's your problem?
I got my vacation. You're still stuck at work. What's your problem?
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You're living your best life while others are stuck in the dirt.
I got my new job. You're still stuck at the old one. What's your problem?
I got my new phone. You're still using the broken one. What's your problem?
I got my new house. You're still stuck in the apartment. What's your problem?
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You're getting everything and you're too busy being smug to notice others are suffering.
I got my bonus. You're still working late. What's your problem?
I got my new car. You're still stuck in traffic. What's your problem?
I got my new job. You're still stuck in the old one. What's your problem?
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