i got laid parade

I got laid and walked home with a burger in one hand and a smile on my face

My mom asked why I was walking in the middle of the street, I said I was doing my lay parade

I got laid, then got pizza, then walked home like I owned the block

I got laid and I was shouting it to the whole mall

My friend asked why I was walking like I’d won the lottery, I said I had

I got laid and walked past my teacher like I was the principal

I got laid and I was laughing so hard I fell into a puddle

I walked home with a smile and my phone on silent because I was too happy to answer

I got laid, then walked past my dad and he said, ‘you look like a winner’