i got jacked

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you were gutted like a fish and left with nothing but shame and a bruised ego.

I got jacked at the mall by some kid who looked like he just walked out of a prison fight.

My lunch money was stolen and my pride was smashed like a broken pizza box.

I got jacked by my cousin and now I have to wear a hat to hide my bald spot.

you got beaten up so hard your face looked like it had a bad haircut and a bad day.

I got jacked by my gym teacher and now I can't do push-ups without crying.

My face was jacked by my brother after I called him a chicken.

I got jacked at the bus stop by some guy who smelled like old socks and regret.

you were robbed so hard your soul went on vacation and didn’t come back.

I got jacked by my neighbor and now I have to pay him back with my allowance.

My pockets were jacked by a thief who looked like he just escaped from a jail break.

I got jacked by my mom after I spilled chocolate milk on her brand new dress.