I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner

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you got bit by a vacuum cleaner like it was your ex
I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner because it wouldn't stop sucking my hair
My dog tried to help me but just got sucked in too
I told the vacuum cleaner to shut up and it kept going
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you got chewed up by a vacuum cleaner like it was a bad breakup
I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner and it took a chunk out of my shirt
It didn't even care that I was wearing my favorite pajamas
I screamed at it and it just kept going
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you got sucked into a vacuum cleaner like it was your worst enemy
I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner and it pulled me halfway across the room
I tried to walk away and it followed me like a dog
It wouldn't stop until I gave it my whole shirt
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