Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your face is so good it makes your whole body look like it got hit by a truck

My face is so good I could win a beauty pageant and still make my grandma cry

You got face like a baby prince who just ate a whole cake

My face is so good I could make a potato look like a celebrity

2

Your face is so good it makes your other body parts feel like they’re on a losing team

My face is so good my legs are just there to look good

My face is so good my ass is just trying to survive

My face is so good my abs are just there for the extra credit

3

Your face is so good it makes your whole body look like it was made by a rookie artist

My face is so good my body looks like it was drawn by a toddler

You got face like a Picasso and my body looks like a crayon sketch

My face is so good my body is just the afterthought

4

Your face is so good it makes your whole body look like it just got rejected by a modeling agency

My face is so good my body looks like it failed a beauty test

Your face is so good my body looks like it was stuck in a closet

My face is so good my body looks like it just got dumped by a group chat

5

Your face is so good it makes your whole body look like it just got up from a nap

My face is so good my body looks like it just woke up

Your face is so good my body looks like it’s still tired

My face is so good my body looks like it just got interrupted by a loud noise

6

Your face is so good it makes your whole body look like it just got a bad review from a critic

My face is so good my body looks like it got a one-star rating

Your face is so good my body looks like it’s getting roasted by a food critic

My face is so good my body looks like it’s getting a standing ovation for being average