I GOT DIS

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you try to save your friend from a bad idea by yelling 'I GOT DIS' like a fool and end up getting your face smashed into the pavement
I saw my friend about to punch a guy with a broken bottle. I said 'I GOT DIS' and got my nose broken.
My buddy was going to jump into a pool full of alligators. I said 'I GOT DIS' and got my head stuck in the mud.
I saw my friend trying to eat a whole pizza in one bite. I said 'I GOT DIS' and got my face covered in cheese.
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you think you're being cool by saying 'I GOT DIS' and then you do something stupid that makes you look like a total idiot
I said 'I GOT DIS' and tried to fight three guys at once. I lost and got kicked in the crotch.
I said 'I GOT DIS' and tried to eat a whole cake. I got a stomach ache and cried.
I said 'I GOT DIS' and tried to run a marathon. I collapsed and got a pizza delivered to my face.
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you yell 'I GOT DIS' like it's the most important thing in the world and then you do something that makes you look like a total moron
I yelled 'I GOT DIS' and tried to climb a tree. I fell and got my knees scraped.
I yelled 'I GOT DIS' and tried to dance in a concert. I got stuck behind a giant guy and got crushed.
I yelled 'I GOT DIS' and tried to run from a cop. I got caught and got a ticket.
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you think you're being brave by saying 'I GOT DIS' but you end up doing something so dumb it makes your brain hurt
I said 'I GOT DIS' and tried to eat a whole chicken. I got sick and threw up on my friend.
I said 'I GOT DIS' and tried to fight a dog. I got bit and got a nosebleed.
I said 'I GOT DIS' and tried to sing in front of everyone. My voice was so bad, everyone laughed at me.
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you yell 'I GOT DIS' and you try to help your friend, but you end up making everything worse and getting yourself hurt in the process
I yelled 'I GOT DIS' and tried to stop my friend from falling off a cliff. I fell too and got my arm broken.
I yelled 'I GOT DIS' and tried to help my friend with a math test. I got confused and cried.
I yelled 'I GOT DIS' and tried to stop my friend from eating a whole bag of chips. I got full and fell asleep.
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you say 'I GOT DIS' and you do something so stupid it makes your brain explode and you end up in the hospital
I said 'I GOT DIS' and tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. I got my face covered in cheese and got a stomach ache.
I said 'I GOT DIS' and tried to fight a guy with a knife. I got cut and got stitches.
I said 'I GOT DIS' and tried to run from a dragon. I got burned and got sent to the hospital.
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