I got canada in my pocket

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A fancy way of saying your wallet is as empty as a Canadian winter and you’re too proud to ask for money.

"I got Canada in my pocket," he said, while staring at a hot dog and wondering if it was worth it.

"I got Canada in my pocket," she texted, 30 minutes after her last bus ride.

He said, "I got Canada in my pocket," while trying to pay for a coffee with a $2 bill.

You’re so broke you think a Canadian coin is a luxury, not a joke.

He said, "I got Canada in my pocket," while trying to buy a bag of chips with a toonie.

She texted, "I got Canada in my pocket," after spending her last dime on a candy bar.

He told his friend, "I got Canada in my pocket," while holding a quarter like it was a treasure.

You’re so broke you think Canadian money is magic, not just paper.

He said, "I got Canada in my pocket," while counting nickels like they were gold.

She replied, "I got Canada in my pocket," after using a penny to buy a soda.

He DM’d, "I got Canada in my pocket," while trying to pay for a cup of coffee with a dime.