i got a new cat

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the worst excuse when you failed life again

I got a new cat, so I skipped my math test.

I got a new cat, so I didn't do my homework.

I got a new cat, so I left my job.

what you say when you're too lazy to admit you're a mess

I got a new cat, so I don't have to clean my room.

I got a new cat, so I can ignore my mom.

I got a new cat, so I don't care about anything.

the lie you tell to avoid getting yelled at

I got a new cat, so I didn't do my chores.

I got a new cat, so I skipped my lunch.

I got a new cat, so I didn't come to school.