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A man’s way of saying he’s the best at everything, even if he’s not
My penis is so big it has its own Instagram.
I got a big penis and a bigger ego.
He said he had a big penis. I asked if it had a driver's license.
I Got A Big Penis
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A man’s excuse for why he can’t fit into pants
I got a big penis and a smaller brain.
He got a big penis, so he doesn’t need a wallet.
She said I got a big penis. I said I got a bigger problem.
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A man’s way of bragging without actually doing anything
I got a big penis and a bigger mouth.
He got a big penis, but it’s all fluff.
She said I got a big penis. I said I got a bigger attitude.