i gonna just can

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A lazy person who is too tired to do anything but sit and complain.
I gonna just can because my pants are too tight and I don't wanna move.
I gonna just can, my brain is full of cereal and I can't think straight.
I gonna just can, my dog ate my homework and I'm too mad to do anything else.
2
A person who gives up before even trying, like a coward who ran away from a tiny spider.
I gonna just can, my coffee is cold and I'm not getting up.
I gonna just can, I forgot my phone and now I'm stuck.
I gonna just can, my mom is yelling and I can't handle it.
3
Someone who is too lazy to do anything, even if it's as simple as blinking.
I gonna just can, I'm too tired to blink and my eyes are sore.
I gonna just can, I lost my keys and I don't wanna look for them.
I gonna just can, my dog is barking and I can't think.
4
A person who is too scared to do anything, even if it's just sitting up.
I gonna just can, I'm scared of my shadow and I don't wanna move.
I gonna just can, I spilled my cereal and I'm too embarrassed.
I gonna just can, my brother is coming and I don't wanna talk to him.
5
A person who doesn't even try, like a kid who refuses to do their homework.
I gonna just can, I forgot my homework and I don't wanna do it.
I gonna just can, my teacher is yelling and I don't wanna listen.
I gonna just can, my dog is on my face and I can't breathe.
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