I go jim

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I go jim means I’m heading to the gym to make my body look like a sausage link and my abs look like a beach.

I go jim before my mom sees me in my pajamas.

I go jim because my pants are tighter than my ex’s promises.

I go jim so I can flex like a chicken on a trampoline.

I go jim is when I leave my house to punch bags and pretend I’m a superhero with a six-pack.

I go jim because my body is screaming for mercy.

I go jim to forget my life exists for 45 minutes.

I go jim so I can look good on Instagram and lie to my friends.

I go jim is just me being too lazy to stay fat and too proud to look like a couch.

I go jim because I’m tired of my pizza face.

I go jim so I can bench press my problems away.

I go jim because my pants are giving me the side-eye.