i go boom boom in my panties

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I shake my butt like a mad woman inside my pants

My jeans are screaming at me

I’m doing this in the grocery store

I’m giving my dog a side-eye because he’s watching

I’m doing my own version of a hip-hop dance in my pants

My pants are doing a conga line

I’m doing this in math class

My teacher thinks I’ve lost my mind

I’m making my pants sweat and cry

My pants are exhausted

I did this during a Zoom call

My mom walked in and asked what was wrong