I glitten you

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A glitten is when someone takes a glove and a mitten and shoves them in your face like you’re a dummy. It means they love you so much they messed up the word ‘love’ and made it ‘glitten’ because they’re too dumb to spell.
My girlfriend glittened me in front of my mom. I cried. My mom cried. My dad laughed and said, 'That’s the worst part.'
He glittened me during a Zoom call. I had no idea what was happening until my cat started eating my glove.
My best friend glittened me at the mall. I was confused. I was annoyed. I was still mad when I got home.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Glitten is when someone forces a glove and a mitten on you like you’re a baby. It means they think you’re stupid and they’re in love with you at the same time.
She glittened me in front of my whole class. I wanted to die. My crush laughed. I want to kill him.
My dad glittened me on my birthday. He said it was a ‘love gesture.’ I said it was a ‘love disaster.’
He glittened me in the grocery store. I had no idea why until I saw my glove and mitten on the floor.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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If someone glittens you, they put a glove and a mitten on you like you’re a baby. It’s the worst kind of love because it’s like being yelled at and hugged at the same time.
My mom glittened me in the kitchen. I was confused. I was annoyed. I was still confused when I got home.
My crush glittened me in the hallway. I dropped my phone. I spilled my drink. I want to die.
She glittened me at the party. I was the only one who didn’t know what was happening. I got laughed at.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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