I give 0 fucks

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Means the person doesn't care at all and would rather poop in your shoes than deal with whatever is happening.

I give 0 fucks about this test. I'm going to fail and eat my lunch in the hallway.

I give 0 fucks if the teacher gives me detention. I'll just sleep through the next class.

I give 0 fucks about the mess in my room. It's a warzone and I'm the general.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

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Means the person is so unbothered that they’d rather scream at a pigeon than listen to your problems.

I give 0 fucks about your bad day. I’m watching TikTok and eating cereal at 11 PM.

I give 0 fucks if you forgot my birthday. I was busy crying over my failed math quiz.

I give 0 fucks about the rain. I'm outside wearing socks and eating pizza.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

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Means the person is so indifferent they’d rather be stuck in traffic with a broken car than care about anything.

I give 0 fucks if you text me back. I’m playing video games and I don’t care if you’re mad.

I give 0 fucks about that loud music. I’m asleep and it doesn’t even wake me up.

I give 0 fucks if the dog pooped on my homework. It’s just another day.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

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Means the person is so uninterested they would rather be yelled at by a chicken than pay attention to anything.

I give 0 fucks about this presentation. I’ll just read a comic book and pretend I’m interested.

I give 0 fucks if you’re mad. I’m eating chips and I don’t care.

I give 0 fucks about the homework. I’ll just fail and sleep through the next test.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

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Means the person is so unbothered they’d rather be stuck in a blender than deal with anything.

I give 0 fucks about that argument. I’m watching Netflix and I don’t care if you’re screaming.

I give 0 fucks if you broke my phone. I’ll just use my sister’s and laugh about it.

I give 0 fucks about the mess in my room. It’s just a part of life.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

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