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I turn into a wimpy snack when someone starts talking trash.
I saw the guy flex and I just melted like a bag of chips.
She said I was a disgrace and I dropped my sandwich.
He called me a crybaby and I started sniffing my pants.
I GET WEAK
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I get soft like a couch when someone talks s**t.
He said I was a joke and I flopped like a fish.
She called me a nobody and I curled up like a pretzel.
He laughed at my jokes and I turned into a jellybean.
3
I get squishy and start crying like a baby when someone says mean things.
He called me a mess and I cried like a broken faucet.
She said I was a joke and I sniffled like a snotty sock.
He insulted my mom and I started sobbing like a soggy noodle.
4
I melt like ice cream when someone starts showing off.
He flexed and I turned into a puddle.
She showed off and I started drooling.
He said I was a nobody and I dripped like a melting popsicle.
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I turn into a noodle when someone talks trash.
He called me weak and I started wobbling.
She said I was a joke and I bent like a pretzel.
He laughed at me and I flopped like a fish.
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I get squishy and start blubbering when someone says mean stuff.
He said I was a mess and I started sniffling.
She called me a zero and I cried like a broken water bottle.
He laughed at me and I blubbered like a soggy sock.