I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

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This is what a guy says when he sees a bunch of naked women dancing and thinks he’s going to heaven.
My cousin said that after the strip club tour bus ride.
My uncle yelled it when he saw the buffet line at the strip club.
My friend texted me that after the karaoke night at the strip club.
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This is what a man says when he sees a group of topless women and thinks he’s been blessed by God.
My dad said it when he saw the strippers at the party.
My brother DM’d me that after the bachelor party.
My neighbor shouted it when he saw the girls in the bar.
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This is what a guy says when he sees a whole bunch of women showing off and thinks he’s in a fantasy land.
My friend said it when he walked into the club.
My cousin texted me that after the night out.
My uncle said it when he saw the girls on stage.
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