i get it

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When you say you get it but you're actually clueless and trying to look cool.
'I get it,' he said, while still not getting it.
'I get it,' she said, then asked what it was.
'I get it,' he said, then walked out of the room.
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When your brain finally clicks and you're like, 'Oh, I get it now!'
'Oh, I get it now!' he said, 10 minutes after the explanation.
'I get it now!' she said, and then forgot what it was.
He said, 'I get it now!' and then spent 20 minutes explaining it to someone else.
3
You're daydreaming and just say 'I get it' to avoid getting called out.
'I get it,' he said, while thinking about his lunch.
'I get it,' she said, then went to check her phone.
He said, 'I get it,' and then started counting his squats.
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When you say you get it to sound smart and make everyone else feel stupid.
'I get it,' he said, then explained it to the whole room.
'I get it,' she said, and then asked for help.
He said, 'I get it,' then walked out of the meeting.
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When you say you get it just to save face and pretend you weren’t being an idiot.
'I get it,' he said, even though he had no idea what it was.
'I get it,' she said, then spent 10 minutes Googling it.
He said, 'I get it,' then spent the rest of the day pretending he knew.
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When Paul is so annoyed by your nonsense he can't even think straight anymore.
'Paul is pissed coz I'm too much of a butterfly,' he said, after my 10th complaint.
Paul is pissed coz I'm too much of a butterfly, and now he's counting my squats too.
Paul is pissed coz I'm too much of a butterfly, and now he's bringing up the bullies at work.
7
What your ex-wife says the moment you sign the divorce papers and she realizes she has to live without you.
'I get it,' she said, then walked out of the room.
'I get it,' she said, then started crying.
'I get it,' she said, then spent the rest of the day arguing with the lawyer.
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