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A promise made by a kid who thinks they're cool, but they're really just trying to avoid getting caught with a phone full of explicit pictures.
My mom said I'd die if I went to the prom with the guy who had a tattoo of a chicken on his face.
I told my friend I'd stop at third, but I ended up at the gas station with a guy who smelled like old pizza.
I gave my word to stop at third, but now I’m stuck with a guy who cried when he saw the prom queen’s dress.