I fw you obesely

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To love someone so much it hurts OR to mess with them so bad they want to die
I fw you obesely because you texted me at 2 a. m. with a photo of your cat wearing a crown.
I fw you obesely because you turned my pizza into a science experiment.
I fw you obesely because you said my joke was 'the worst thing since sliced bread.'
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To adore someone like they're your soulmate OR to make them suffer like they're your enemy
I fw you obesely because you called my dog 'Sir Biscuit.'
I fw you obesely because you skipped my birthday and went to a concert.
I fw you obesely because you turned my Spotify playlist into a horror movie.
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To really like someone OR to totally roast them until they cry
I fw you obesely because you gave my plants a makeover with glitter.
I fw you obesely because you told my mom my secret.
I fw you obesely because you turned my essay into a poem about tacos.
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To really vibe with someone OR to make them feel like they're in a prison of chaos
I fw you obesely because you added a dance break to my homework.
I fw you obesely because you turned my math test into a rap battle.
I fw you obesely because you texted me a photo of my shoes wearing sunglasses.
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To be super into someone OR to totally wreck their day
I fw you obesely because you put my cat in a karate uniform.
I fw you obesely because you sent my mom a text that said, 'Your son is a disaster.'
I fw you obesely because you turned my lunch into a science fair project.
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