Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a shorty is so into you they think you’re a god in human form

She texts you at 2 a. m. just to say she’s thinking about you

She asks you to take her to the mall like it’s a date

She sends you a selfie with her tongue out and says ‘this is for you’

2

When a shorty wants your DNA for their baby

She texts you every day just to say hi

She sends you a voice note of her singing you a lullaby

She follows you on Instagram just to see what you post

3

When a shorty is so into you they’re like your personal hype man

She texts you during class to tell you she’s thinking about you

She sends you a group chat with her friends just to say hi

She posts a story with your face on it and says ‘this is my favorite person’

4

When a shorty is so into you they’ll fight your ex for you

She texts you to say she’s going to beat up your ex

She sends you a message saying she’ll take you to the mall if you want

She posts a story of her and your ex arguing and says ‘I’m saving my favorite person’

5

When a shorty is so into you they think you’re the main character of their life story

She texts you to say you’re her hero

She sends you a voice note of her saying your name 10 times

She posts a story with your face and says ‘this is my main character’

6

When a shorty is so into you they’ll take your side in every argument

She texts you to say she’ll beat up your friend if they argue with you

She sends you a message saying she’s on your side in every fight

She posts a story saying she’ll fight anyone who says you’re not cool