i fucks wit it

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I hang out with something. It could be a girl, a car, or even your dumbass. I don’t care what it is, I’m with it and I’m not leaving.
I fucks wit that new car. It’s smoother than your mom’s hips.
I fucks wit that girl. She’s better than your last ex and her hair smells like money.
I fucks wit that pizza. It’s got more personality than your uncle at a family reunion.
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I love you so much it hurts. Like when you step on a lego and it’s the size of a brick.
I fucks wit you. You’re the only one who understands my dumbass jokes.
I fucks wit that cake. It’s the best I’ve ever had, and I’ve had a lot of bad cakes.
I fucks wit my dog. He’s the only one who doesn’t roll his eyes at my bad decisions.
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I’m done with you. No more nonsense. You’re like a broken toaster that still won’t make toast.
I don’t fucks wit you no more. You’re like my old phone that keeps crashing.
I don’t fucks wit that boy. He’s worse than my brother at Christmas.
I don’t fucks wit that game. It’s harder than my math test last week.
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