i fucking nutted

I fucking nutted and my pants are soaked like a drowned rat

He nutted so loud the neighbors called the cops

She nutted in the grocery store and the milk started to scream

I saw him nutted so quick it looked like a firework exploded in his pants

She nutted before I even said the word 'hello'

He nutted so fast the dog ran out of the room

He nutted so much it looked like he was melting

She nutted so hard the bed started to shake

I nutted so much my socks were soaked and my soul was screaming

He nutted so loud the whole neighborhood heard it

She nutted in the elevator and the buttons started to cry

I nutted so hard I woke up my mom and her coffee

He nutted so much it looked like he was being sucked into a black hole

She nutted so hard her hair started to float

I nutted so much my phone started to vibrate in sympathy

He nutted so fast it looked like he had a time machine in his pants

She nutted before I even blinked

I nutted so fast my thoughts started to run away