I FUCKING HATE PETE

I saw Pete eat my lunch. I wish he was stuck in a garbage can with a raccoon and a sour patch kid.

Pete took my seat. I wish he was stuck in a garbage can with a raccoon and a sour patch kid.

Pete called me a baby. I wish he was stuck in a garbage can with a raccoon and a sour patch kid.

Pete failed my test. He’s like a broken toaster that also smells like old socks.

Pete talked too much. He’s like a broken toaster that also smells like old socks.

Pete spilled my drink. He’s like a broken toaster that also smells like old socks.

Pete laughed at me. I want to punch him until his face looks like a pancake.

Pete took my crush. I want to punch him until his face looks like a pancake.

Pete told my secret. I want to punch him until his face looks like a pancake.

Pete made me fail. He’s the reason my brain is now a soup.

Pete talked too loud. He’s the reason my brain is now a soup.

Pete drew on my desk. He’s the reason my brain is now a soup.

Pete sat next to me. He’s like a bad pizza that also has a headache.

Pete told my joke. He’s like a bad pizza that also has a headache.

Pete called me a dummy. He’s like a bad pizza that also has a headache.

Pete smelled like feet. I want to turn him into a smelly sock.

Pete made me cry. I want to turn him into a smelly sock.

Pete ruined my day. I want to turn him into a smelly sock.