I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

I called myself a failure, then I fixed their broken laptop, then they said I’m the best friend they ever had.

I told myself I was the worst, then I helped them pass the test, then they said I should be on a poster.

I said I was a disaster, then I showed up to their party, then they asked for my autograph.

I cursed myself for being bad at math, then I helped my kid with homework, then they said I was a genius.

I told myself I was a failure, then I fixed their phone, then they called me a miracle.

I said I was the worst, then I showed up to their game, then they said I was the MVP.

I yelled at myself for being lazy, then I did their taxes, then they said I was a saint.

I told myself I was a disaster, then I pulled them out of the pool, then they said I was a hero.

I cursed myself for being bad at cooking, then I made them a five-star meal, then they said I should open a restaurant.

I called myself a piece of trash, then I fixed their computer, then they said I was the best.

I told myself I was the worst, then I helped them study, then they said I was a legend.

I screamed at myself for being useless, then I showed up to their presentation, then they thanked me like I was a king.

I told myself I was the worst, then I helped them finish their project, then they said I was a god.

I cursed myself for being clumsy, then I caught them before they fell, then they said I was a superhero.

I called myself a failure, then I showed up to their speech, then they said I was the best thing that ever happened to them.

I told myself I was a disaster, then I helped them get ready for the party, then they said I was the best.

I cursed myself for being slow, then I ran them to the store, then they called me the fastest person alive.

I called myself a piece of trash, then I fixed their broken bike, then they said I was a legend.