I fucked your boyfriend

He just walked in and said, 'You're still with him?' I said, 'No, I'm with him now.'

She texted me, 'He left me for a girl who said she'd take him for lunch.' I replied, 'I took him for dinner.'

He called me a 'snack thief' and I called him a 'dumb sandwich.'

He said, 'You're the first person who ever gave me a BJ and didn't ask for money.'

She told me, 'He said you gave him a BJ and he didn't even know what a BJ was.'

He texted me, 'You gave me a BJ and I didn't even know what a BJ was.' I said, 'You're welcome.'

He said, 'You made me cry and I didn't even know why.' I said, 'That’s the point.'

She texted me, 'He cried in the bathroom and didn't know why.'

He called me, 'You made me cry and I don’t even know why.' I said, 'You're welcome.'