I fucked someone

I woke up with a guy I'd never met and a hangover that could kill a horse.

I got laid by a stranger at the bar and didn't remember my own name.

I fucked someone because I thought they were my best friend and I was too drunk to realize I was wrong.

I had sex with a guy from the other side of the city and he still thinks I’m a prostitute.

I fucked someone and they don’t even know my name.

I laid with a girl I’d never seen before and she still thinks I’m a friend.

I had sex with a guy who didn’t know I was there and now I’m stuck with him.

I laid with a girl who didn’t know I was real and now I’m stuck with her.

I fucked someone who didn’t know I existed and now I have to live with it.