i fucked it

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You messed it up so bad it’s like you turned everything into a pile of garbage.
Man, I turned my math test into a disaster. I fucked it.
She spilled her coffee on my shirt. I fucked it.
I broke my mom’s favorite vase. I fucked it.
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You love it so much it feels like it’s your new best friend.
That pizza? I fuck with that.
That game? I fuck with that.
That girl? I fuck with that.
3
You like it so much you’re basically giving it a high five.
I fuck with that song.
I fuck with that movie.
I fuck with that dessert.
4
You’re screaming no so loud it’s like you’re trying to wake up the dead.
No, I’m not going to that party. I’m not. I’m not.
I’m not doing that homework. I’m not.
No, I’m not eating that. No.
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You’re saying no so hard it’s like you’re fighting a bear.
No, I’m not going to that stupid concert.
No, I’m not eating that weird food.
No, I’m not doing that homework.
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You’re saying no so strong it’s like you’re yelling at a ghost.
No, I’m not going to that party.
No, I’m not doing that test.
No, I’m not eating that.
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You put your penis in someone’s vagina. It’s like you’re making a sandwich.
He put his cock in her pussy. That’s how it went down.
They had sex. It was basic.
He said, ‘I’m gonna fuck it.’ And he did.
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